Washing Machine Agitation

I live in an apartment with no washer/dryer hookups. I'm on the third floor, and at least one person per week gets stuck in the elevator. As a result of the flaky elevator, I just pretend that it doesn't exist and take the stairs all the time.

There is a laundry room downstairs, but it costs $2 to wash and $1.50 to dry. Figuring on 2-3 loads per week, that's $35 per month spent on laundry. Plus, the one time I used the laundry room, my only good towel got stolen. (The thief left the old ratty towels alone and took my pretty blue absorbent one.)

I decided to invest in an apartment sized washing machine, and my quest for cheap clean laundry has given me some great stories.

Story 1 "Free Can Sometimes Be Expensive"- Setting: February - July 2006
I don't remember exactly what prompted this one, but I ran an internet search for dryers that run off of 110 volt power. I think it's because in my quest for a washer, I wanted to see if I could find a dryer, too. Anyway, I discovered that there is such a contraption as a 110 volt ventless dryer. I was excited by this find because I didn't have anywhere to vent the dryer, and I didn't have a 220 volt dryer plug.

I checked craigslist, and I found a couple of these dryer contraptions. It turns out that it's actually a washer/dryer combo unit. Not a stackable unit, but a washer and dryer in one. Put in dirty clothes, and clean dry clothes come out. There was one in Pacifica that a guy was giving away for free. The catch was that it needed a new water pump.

I figured free was a good price and that a water pump would be easy enough to fix. I called my mom and asked if I could borrow her minivan to haul it, and she said yes. My mom lives in San Jose, I live in Fremont, I went to school in San Francisco, and the washer/dryer was in Pacifica. I called my neighbor who went to school with me and offered him a ride to school in exchange for helping me pick up the washer. He said yes. (We usually took the train, so it saved him the cost of a train ticket.)

The running total for the free washer/dryer: $10 savings for not taking the train, offset by $10 for parking. No bridge toll because I was carpooling. $25 for gas. Net total: $25- still a pretty good deal.

I got out of class and headed to get the washer/dryer. Of course, I got lost driving down a windy mountain road. I finally managed to find the place and we hauled it into the back of the van. When we got it home, we tried to get it up the stairs. This contraption probably weighed 75 lbs. It took me, my burly former football player neighbor, and my roommate to get it up the stairs.

I hooked the washer up to the sink and ran a test load. It worked beautifully. I figured I had gotten an amazing deal, and I was excited. This excitement lasted for about 10 loads before the water pump gave out, flooding my kitchen floor. I mopped up the mess and called Sears to get someone out to repair it. The repair technician came out and said that he had never heard of my brand before and had no idea how to fix it. Fortunately he didn't charge me for the visit. I did some checking online, and I made some phone calls, and nobody could fix it.

I decided to cut my losses at this point. I placed an ad on craigslist offering a free washer/dryer combo that doesn't require hookups, but has a broken water pump. I received several responses. The first person I set up an appointment with stood me up. The same with the second, the third, the fourth, etc. Finally, I got sick of it and moved the monster out onto my front porch. I put up an ad describing it and saying that it was free to the first person to haul it away.

I got home the next day (it's mid-April by now) and saw that someone had strapped the washer to a furniture dolly and had left me a note saying that he would be back the next day to haul it away. Apparently he had tried to move it himself and had quickly realized that he needed help. I called him back and confirmed that he was coming.

Several days passed and the washer was still there. I called the guy again. He made some excuses and said he would come and get it. This back and forth continued until June, when he called me and said he wasn't comfortable taking the washing machine because he suspected that I was mad at an ex-boyfriend and was getting rid of his belongings in a fit of rage. (I have no idea where he came up with that one. Maybe he was projecting something that was going on in his personal life.) Meanwhile, nobody else wanted it either. I asked the guy when he wanted to come retrieve his furniture dolly, and he kept putting me off.

I finally got so sick of the ugly washer on my porch that I decided to haul it to the dump. I called my dad and he came with the minivan on a Saturday morning. We managed to get it down the stairs and to the dump. It cost me $50 to dispose of it, and I took my dad out to lunch for his trouble, costing another $15 or so.

So, the total cost of the "free" washer/dryer combo that lasted me for 10 loads: $90. Oops. Free can sometimes be expensive.

Story 2 "They Don't Make Things Like They Used to, and Sometimes That's a Good Thing"- Setting: March-August 2006
While the nonsense with the impossible to dispose of behemoth was going on, my clothes still had to get clean. I looked into other ways of having a washer in my apartment, and I stumbled upon the Wonderwash. Basically, it looks like the offspring of a propane tank and a slot machine. You put your laundry, detergent, and water in, close the lid, and crank it for two minutes. Then you drain the water, fill it with clean water and crank it for another minute to rinse. Then you wring your clothes out and dry them.

The wonderwash worked ok, but it was extremely labor intensive. I was basically hand-washing everything. Also, it's really small, so I could only wash a few items at a time. Since it doesn't have a spin cycle, my clothes took forever to dry on the clothesline I had strung up in my shower to compensate for the loss of my dryer.

I still have the wonderwash sitting in a closet somewhere. If I ever have a laundry emergency during a power outage, I'm good to go.

Story 3 "All Good Things Must Come to an End"- Setting: February 2009
In August 2006, I bought an apartment sized washing machine. It's made by some company in China called Haier. It's about the size of a garbage can, and it's designed to hook up to the sink and roll away into a closet when not in use. It can only wash small loads, and it plays "Jingle Bells" at the end of the cycle. I found a 110 volt dryer in December 2006, and I leave it on my balcony so that it can vent. All in all, I've got a pretty good setup. No more laundromats for me.

Well, when you buy a $100 washing machine that comes from some unknown company in China and is made of plastic, a limited life-span is to be expected. When I first got the washer, I was the only person using it. I'm single and I don't generate much laundry. Now, both of my roommates are using it as well, and they each have a kid. So, instead of laundry for one adult, it's laundry for three adults and two children.

About three months ago, the washer started making awful clunking noises during the spin cycle. I took a look at it and noticed the belt was getting worn. I trimmed the loose bits of rubber and that seemed to fix it for a short while. About a month ago, it started making the noise again, and clothes would come out soaking wet, as if it hadn't been through a spin cycle. I replaced the belt last week. (It took that long for the part to arrive.) The first load worked like a dream. The second load was back to the clunking, whirring jet-engine noise and soaked clothing.

I figured it was toast, so I started scouring the internet for a replacement. A new one was going to cost $200. I found some on craigslist ranging from $50 to $120. At first I was hesitant to buy a used appliance that only had a lifespan of 2 1/2 years, but I decided I was cheap. Anyway, the first appointment fell through, and my roommate managed to limp the washer along a little while longer.

Last night, I did my laundry again, and I had to majorly wring my clothes out. The spin cycle is completely toast, but the rest of it works fine. Now I have to figure out what to do. My options are:
1. Replace the washer. This would have the advantage of getting a fresh start and may end up being the easiest solution. Still, I'm hesitant because the washer still gets my clothes clean.
2. Deal with it the way it is now. This may be the cheapest solution. However, it's a pain to have to wring out the clothes, and even when I wring them out, they still take longer in the dryer because I'm not as good as a spin cycle. Plus, I don't know how dilligent my roommates are going to be about wringing out their clothes, and I'm the one paying the electric bill.
3. Invest in a spin dryer. I've recently become aware of a nifty contraption called a spin dryer. Basically, it's an appliance that is like a souped-up spin cycle. It spins at about 3200 rpm and uses centrifugal force to extract the water. You run it for 2-3 minutes per load. It cuts down drying time because the clothes are practcally dry already.

So, that's my laundry saga. Who knew that getting clothes clean could be such a task. At least I don't have to beat my clothes with rocks in the river.