Tuesday, July 26, 2011

Bar Exam Diaries - Day 1

Last night, I got all of my stuff together because I didn't want to have to deal with it in the morning. I read over the list of stuff permitted in the exam room, and I laughed because one of the things listed was "two pillows without pillowcases". What? Do they think we have time for a nap or something? Anyway, I went to bed, and my alarm went off at 6:00 AM.

I got up feeling pretty refreshed, since I get up at 6 for work every morning anyway. I showered, dressed, then went to the kitchen to make breakfast. I had peanut butter toast for breakfast because I wanted something with protein, but I couldn't have any dairy because today was my last morning on an antibiotic where I can't eat dairy products within 3 hours. Sigh.

After breakfast, I drove to the BART station, bought my ticket, and got on the train. There was only one empty seat left, so I sat in it. The guy next to me was feeling chatty. We had a conversation that went like this:
Chatty dude: So, are you going to work or school?
Me: Bar exam.
Chatty: Oh, cool. I guess that's a little bit of both.
Me: Yeah, I guess so.
Chatty (looking at me): So, if you don't mind my asking, how old are you?
Me: 29.
Chatty: Really? You look like you're 16.
Me: I get that a lot.
Chatty: So, what kind of law do you want to practice?
Me: Criminal.
Chatty: I have some experience with criminal lawyers.

Chatty BART Dude proceeded to tell me all about how he has 4 DUIs, which is why he's taking BART, and he got sent to prison for violating his probation, but that now he has quit drinking, and he's friends with his probation officer. I was seriously wondering why he was telling me all this, but I smiled and nodded politely. Honestly, it reminded me of when I was a missionary. People were always telling me stuff like this. I guess preachers and lawyers have something in common - a giant neon sign above their heads saying "confess here".

The rest of the trip was uneventful and I got off the train and walked across the street to the convention center. It was about 8:00 by this point. I walked in and saw a few of my friends, so we chatted for a bit. Then we got into the exam room. When I got into the exam room, I realized why pillows are permitted. I was too short to reach the table from the folding chairs, so I had to kneel on the chair in order to take the test. I'm bringing a pillow tomorrow so that I'll have a little extra height.

The morning session of the exam went really well. The questions were easier than the ones I had practiced with, and I found them to be easier than my law school exams, too. I finished with 45 minutes to spare, so I went and grabbed some lunch. I decided to go to the restaurant upstairs from the exam. It was a bit overpriced, but the food was edible. The vegetarian selection was limited, so I had a quesadilla. Then I went outside to take a walk.

As I got halfway around the block, I realized that taking a walk around downtown Oakland probably wasn't the best idea. There were some iffy looking people there, so I quickened my pace. I got back inside just as the rest of the examinees were leaving. I found a couch to sit on and dozed for the rest of the lunch break. I don't think I actually fell asleep, though.

The afternoon session started, and I was regretting the quesadilla because it upset my stomach. The afternoon question was a performance test, which is a fake fact pattern and a fake library of statutes and cases, where I had to draft a memo regarding all of that. It was on an area of law I had never studied and I never expected to see on the test. I had all the info in front of me, but it was still a little unnerving.

I finished with about 30 minutes to spare, so I re-checked my answer and then daydreamed until the exam was over. Once we were all dismissed, I went across the street to the coffee shop so that I could get on the internet and upload my answers. Then I got on BART and had an uneventful trip home.

So far, I'm feeling pretty good about the whole thing. One day down, two to go!

1 comment:

Tamaran said...

I love that chatty commented on you looking like you were 16 then you had to kneel on your chair to see the table. Sorry...it really was funny to read.

I'm slow reading this, so day 2 is already down. Excited to read about it. Hoping today goes well too!